A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says "Do you know what I am doing?"
She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities."
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breats. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."
Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."
Do you know what I'm doing ?
He's a lucky one.
That's one of the most terrifying thing that can happen to someone on the slopes.
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10 suggestions for guys while playing golf or taking a leak.
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick backswing.
5. Stay our of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.
The mailman's last day.
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well, she said, last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."
The blonde then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
Urban Ninja.
This guy is incredible. His name is XIN SARITH AZUMA PHAN WUKU (long one :) I know) and his martial arts and acrobatics skills are incredible.
His knowledge of martial arts shows throughout the video so I believe him when he says he has experience in the following :
Liu Fist Method - 2 yrs - 5 Animals Style -1
yr - Tae-Kwon-Do - yellow belt - Kyokushin - yellow
belt - Kenpo - orange belt - Hapkido - orange belt -
Jeet Kune Do Concepts - 4 mths - Muay Thai - 4 yrs
His website: http://originalxin.com/main.html
Great truths.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, ! But it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone
Prodigy - everybody in the place
"Everybody in the Place" was the third single released by the British in 1991. I really loved they're sound back then.
The video features the band on their first U.S.A. tour on the streets of New York. The song ends with a sample of The Doors' "Riders on the Storm".
Armor for cats and mices.
Jeff de Boer is a Calgary-based multi-media artist with an international reputation for producing some of the world's most original and well-crafted works of art. With an emphasis on metal, he is best known for such bodies of work as suits of armour for cats and mice, armour ties and sword-handled briefcases, rocket lamps and pop culture ray guns, and exquisite high art, abstract works called exoforms.
His work is amazing. For a mouse armor it takes 10 to 40 hours to make. As for cats it would take from 50 to 200 hours. Materials used to make them the list consists of: steel, silver, brass, bronze, nickel, copper, leather, fibre, and wood.
How a cat samurai armour comes to be: click here.
Jeff de Boer's website: http://jeffdeboer.com/
WoW cat would say: I CAN HAZ THIER 6 ARMOR.
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